The Ape: Final Cut

To Denver....

Feelings of disease.....

And a strange companion..

We surprisingly made it through the terminal and onto the plane with as little difficulty as we could have hoped for given the circumstances. One check-out operator did inquired, "This is your son Mr. Duke?". I took a second or two looking between the check-in operator and the ape then replied, "Definitely.". He raised his eyebrows, "Oh-ki-doh-ki" and that was it, we were through. It was only once we were aboard that I realized I still had my police badge from the Narcotics Conference hanging from my pocket. I handed the hostess our first class ticket, "R. Duke and son" she read aloud and was about to point us to our seats when a scream escaped from her mouth as her eyes fell up my profusely sweating face and then upon my alleged son. I had all of half a second to defuse the situation. Before she could compose her self I snarled, "I would think twice before you comment on the infirmities of my son..." I waved the police conference badge at her, "I'm sure there is no need to make a scene?" how was she supposed to know I was a doctor of journalism and not a cop. Fortunately, this poor woman who had rightly realized that I was attempting and succeeding to board a domestic flight with a monkey posing as my son, agreed with me and showed us to our seats. R. Duke and son were certainly attracting some strange looks, these were easily dismissed however with a casual question to the which ever on looker I made eye contact with, "I assume you'd like to know what makes me sweat like this?". The same hostess who had screamed at the appearance of my "son" came to take drink orders, "Rum and grapefruit juice for me and for my son..." the ape made a flatulent sound with his mouth, "A raspberry soda.". I slipped into unconsciousness as I drank my drink. The drugs had finally finished my energy off. I had a seven days worth of Las Vegas, LSD, mescaline, uppers, downers, laughers, screamers and an assortment of other things pumping through my veins coupled with chronic fatigue thanks to an extreme lack of sleep, comatose was the eventual expectation.

There was a sudden and loud disturbance in my blank peace of mind, reality came swimming back like a record being played backwards. Confusion rained down, movement, noise, where's the ape? He was no longer seated next to me, nor were the larger majority of the people in the first class section of the air craft, we had arrived in Denver. The fear and loathing set in, where is the god damn ape?! I had a sudden epiphany, the ape had cost nearly twice the original price because he was housebroken. As the occupants of the flight streamed for the door, I ambled in the direction of the toilet and sure enough there he was, defecating in the hand basin.

I let him finish and then led him out of the aircraft and into the terminal. I was now coming dangerously close to losing my grip on reality. I had barely slept for a week and had abused most of the stimulating substances currently known to human beings. Plus, I was now coming to realize that I had purchased an ape with no foresight into what I was going to do with him. I thought that now what be as good a time as the next to cut my losses and get the hell out of dodge, time to loose the ape. The god, gods or somebody/thing helpful must have been listening because the ape choose this precise moment to take off. He lumbered directly for a man of portly stature who was simultaneously consuming a donut and a banana. There was no time to wait around and witness the chaos, I straightened up and limped for the door. Five paces from the exit I was halted by a cop, "Hey there, buddy." you know its all going rapidly down hill when a cop mistakes you for somebody called Buddy. I turned to face my sins, "You were at the narcotics conference in Vegas!" he pointed at the badge dangling from my pocket, "I just saw a friend who got off a flight back from there. He told me there was some junky with an ape sitting in the first class section.". My thoughts suddenly strayed to the .343 magnum my attorney had abandoned me with. I decided I would have enough time to whip the gun out of my bag and drop this pig before he knew what hit him and then? Well hell, I thought, I'll go out with a bang; and this cop will have paid the price. "You weren't on that flight were you?" he asked. "Yes." is all I could manage. To my relief he started asking how funny it must have been to witness such a thing when he has distracted by a heavy commotion behind us, the ape had collided with the large, feeding human. "Christ almighty!" the cop yelled and bolted for the ape, un-holstering his pistol. A wave of calm washed over me, as the walls of calmness that hold the Airports together came crashing down around my monkey. Naturally, I about faced and walked out into the world, without a second glance.

Na'vi Allstars. Final Draft

My Name is Ebok and I am the Shooting guard for the Na’vi basketball team. The Na’vi people always had an interest in basketball ever since the Humans introduced the sport to us back home in Pandora. We had made peace after the horrid war that lead to the destruction of Home Tree. There are many humans that live on Pandora and there are just as many Na’vi natives living here on Earthy, we are able to live here as the humans kindly developed a breathing machine for us Na’vi to use which allows us to inhabit the planet. Basketball was the most popular human-engineered sport amongst the Na’vi people and we pleaded to have our places in the sport amongst the humans, that is, our own basketball team in the NBA. Eventually after many pleas and many forms of persuasion, Commissioner David Stern Jr. finally agreed to give us a shot. This is where our story begins and we had no idea of the challenge ahead of us.

I knew that this task would not be an easy one; the all-star team we faced was stacked with the best players in the league. Ranging from LeBron James all the way to Stephen Curry, these players were extremely skilled at the game and also had much more knowledge of the game than we did. We took the first two games no sweat but the humans came back with motivation to represent themselves as the top competitors of the sport and did they prove it.

They won the next three games by landslides, beating us by at least twenty or more points. We knew we had to come back with the same intensity they did in game six because if we lost this game, it would be the end of any Na’vi’s chances of ever playing in the NBA. At this point I realized, if they won the series doesn’t that mean that the match up of Na’vi vs. Humans in the game of basketball would be fair contest. So I went up to David Stern Jr. and said “If we lose this next game, doesn’t that mean that we can play in the league because it’s a fair contest between Humans and the Na’vi?” at which point Stern bluntly replied “Just wait ‘til the series is over.”
I stormed out of his office and made a huge Na’vi head shaped hole his door frame. I didn’t make an effort to duck because he didn’t make an effort to hear my plea.

Tip-off commenced and to my surprise us Na’vi had the ball. Possession wise, both teams had the ball for an equal amount of time. As for defense, they had the upper hand on us. As we were taller we had to bounce the ball quite high, which gave the opportunity for steal the ball and score many fast-break points. It was almost entertaining to see how fast the humans were able to race down to the other side of the court and how the players on the bench reacted every time a player would do a flash dunk or pass. Jake, our head coach, was yelling at us, saying that we needed to sharpen up and help each other out on the court. Jake had no idea how important the home court advantage was on this particular game, even though we had the upper hand in Height and Athleticism they still maintained to keep the scores leveled and hold the scores tied with their impeccable defense.

The score was 150-149 to us, there was six seconds left in regulation time and the ball was in our possession. Jake had told all of us that once the ball is in-bounded, just hold on to it and draw the foul or drain the time out. I had got open, I yelled for the pass and the ball started coming towards me. Time slowed down, I started imagining many of my fellow Na'vi playing in the beautiful game that is basketball and the humans and Na'vi growing closer together and accepting each other as equals and living in perfect harmony. This was when it happened, from the depths of the court, surging from the ground LeBron James Leaps almost to my height and snatches the ball from its pathway to my hands and to the Victory of the Na'vi Natives, He drove down the lane and did a 360-windmill-double-pump-no-look Slam dunk to win the game. Even though we lost, it was a beautiful defeat.

As my fellow team mates and I commenced our way to the locker room we received a standing ovation from the crowd and the players from the other team. I was in awe at this praise for failure; at this point I realized they were showing us praise for taking on the best players of the game and coming out proving that they were the better than a bunch of 10 foot aliens. Amongst the people that were applauding us was Commissioner David Stern Jr., he came up to me and shook my hand and told me to come with him to the centre of the court. He then said “On behalf of the NBA I would like to congratulate the Na’vi Super beings on their efforts in taking on the Best players in the NBA. This however was an unfair contest in my opinion, because we at the NBA care about the Na’vi instead of giving them a team in the NBA we have decided create an organization for the Na’vi to play basketball and we will call it the NBO, the Na’vi Basketball Organization. No further questions.”

I was stunned at the fact that he still said that it was an unfair contest of basketball when we clearly lost, before I could even question him about what he said he had already left. I saw the humans shoot around for a bit after all the commotion over the new league and I realized why Mr. Stern said that It was an unfair contest. When it comes to basketball, you just can’t beat the humans, enough said.

Saw 9

''Class is cancelled for the day Mr Palmer, you will have to come back tomorrow to complete your presentation'', replied Judith, rushing of to the conference meeting that had started 15 minutes ago. Dammit said Dexter, rammaging through his glovebox looking for the good stuff, that always made him feel light and hearty.AAAH! He sigh's ''Mans best friend, WEED''. Dexter happily jamming to the beats of Snoop Doggy Dog making his way back home, ''come on baby smoke it'', he said to himself buzzing out to the crack he got extremely high on. Upon his arrival to Apple Tree Cottage before he opened the door taking that one last big breath of the breezy air filled with mists of marijuana and yelling out ''up your's Carter'' his neighbour from hell. He couldn't help, but notice this tape lying right beneath his glowing timberland's that red ''PLAY ME'' with red faded out ink which almost seemed and smelled like it was the blood of someone he had once known. Dexter drops his Battle star Galactica action figures that he enjoys collecting for nanny Fifi and from behind a big THUD struck right upon his ape like head as he took a mighty crash to the floor. The next minute Dexter awoke feeling slighty dizzy and getting fuzzy vivid visions of the bloody, grimy knifes, shackles, chainsaws, sledgehammers hanging around him in that slaughter house he was locked up in.


He looked scared and furious as if he was about to pee his pants, he screamed ''HELP! HELP!Somebody get me out of here'', but nobody in that abundant building could hear his merciful cry's. Suddenly a creepy voice zoomed over to him. ''Hello Dexter, I want to play a game''.''What, who said that, replied Dexter anxiously seeking for answers by swaying his head side to side, back and forth faster than the speed of lightning. For years you have been playing games with the ones you loved, but today i will play a game with you, one which will lead you to your next challenge and take you that much closer to saving your girlfriend Sarah's life. Dexter thought for a second, SARAH! That name sounds familiar. As you can see, Sarah is locked up inside a bear cage which is surrounded by sharp spikes and you have been straped to ths metal pole with a stretchy metal wire, which will allow you to reach over these rows of pins to grab a key that will open the strap around your waist and the door to your next challenge. You will get approxiamtely 45 minutes in which you must free yourself and make your way over to the next challenge to free Sarah, before you get sliced by these rows of choppers hanging from above the ceiling. The key to freedom lies within your hands. Do you think you have what it takes to win the game Dexter''. Jigsaw explained from the recorder. Dexter could hear Sarah's screeches from way past the walls, ''LET ME OUT YOU BASTARD! HELLLPPP''. ''Oh no, I cried, Sarah is in great danger I must hurry over to her'', I thought to myself as the choppers were slowly starting to make it's way over and slice me into two's. ''AHHHHHH''. The agonising amount of pain trembling throughout my entire body as I reached over to grab the key, blood sipping out of my abdomen and flowing out like a gushing river.''LET ME GO YOU BASTARD, THERE YOU WIN I GIVE UP, THE PAIN IS TOOO MUCH, I BEG OF YOU LET ME GO. LET ME GO OR I SWEAR I WILL DO TO YOU WHAT YOU DID TO MY GIRLFRIEND, THEN WE WILL SEE HOW YOU REPENT YOU ASSHOLE''.


The timer ticking away leaving me no option , but to bare the crucial pain and ''YESSSS, finally i got the key''. Dexter quickly unlocks himself and races through the exit tumbling onto the ground before the timer comes to a halt and the choppers get released as they take a serious fall to the floor. Then he sees another tape lying where he stood like a statue that red ''PLAY ME'', he clicked the red button once more. ''Hello Dexter'', ''OH NO'', I thought again as that tortures voice reappeared once again to haunt me. '' If you are listening to this, it means you have passed your first challenge, but before you can win this game you have to find a secret code which is hidden inside one of these 20 jars that contains Sarah's hair. In order to save her you must punch in the secret code on the pedometer to release her from this cage, but be aware that you only have 30 minutes to find the code and free her. Do you have what it takes to win this game and your love Dexter. Your time begins know. ''Sarah, Dexter called out, baby i don't know where to start'', '' well don't ask me this is your game so you decide, but please hurry the spikes are getting closer to me, AHHHH! It is very painfull, I'm terrified, I dont want to DIE baby'' cried Sarah. Confused and dazed out Dexter sprinting around looking for the code, stumbling over sharp blades doing almost everything in his own power to save Sarah, but with only 5 mintues to go and the spikes slowly starts to pierce through Sarah's body. Will he make it, will he save her and finish the game once in for all..... well you better stay tuned for saw 1o to find out.

The Ape

To Denver....

Feelings of disease.....

And a strange companion..

We surprisingly made it through the terminal and onto the plane with as little difficulty as we could have hoped for given the circumstances. One check-out operator did inquired,

"This is your son Mr Duke?", I took a second or two looking between the check-in operator and the ape then replied,

"Definitely.", he raised his eyebrows,

"Oh-ki-doh-ki" and that was it, we were through. It was only once we were aboard that I realized I still had my police badge from the Narcotics Conference hanging from my pocket. I handed the hostess our first class ticket, "R. Duke and son" she read aloud and was about to point us to our seats when a scream escaped from her mouth as her eyes fell up my profusely sweating face and then upon my alleged son. I had all of half a second to defuse the situation. Before she could compose her self I snarled,

"I would think twice before you comment on the infirmities of my son..." I waved the police conference badge at her, "I'm sure there is no need to make a scene?" how was she supposed to know I doctor of journalism and not a cop. Fortunately, this poor woman who had rightly realized that I was attempting and succeeding to board a domestic flight with a monkey posing as my son, agreed with me and showed us to our seats.

R. Duke and son were certainly attracting some strange looks, these were easily dismissed however with a casual question to the which ever on looker I made eye contact with,

"I assume you'd like to know what makes me sweat like this?". The same hostess who had screamed at the appearance of my "son" came to take drink orders, "Rum and grapefruit juice for me and for my son..." the ape made a flatulent sound with his mouth, "A raspberry soda.". I slipped into unconsciousness as I drank my drink, the drugs had finally finished my energy off. I had a seven days worth of Las Vegas, LSD, mescaline, uppers, downers, laughers, screamers and an assortment of other things pumping through my veins coupled with chronic fatigue thanks to an extreme lack of sleep, comatose was the eventual expectation .

There was a sudden and loud disturbance in my blank peace of mind, reality came swimming back like a record being played backwards. Confusion rained down, movement, noise, where's the ape? He was no longer seated next to me, nor were the larger majority of the people in the first class section of the air craft, we had arrived in Denver. The fear and loathing set in, where is the god damn ape?! I had a sudden epiphany, the ape had cost nearly twice the original price because he was housebroken. As the occupants of the flight streamed for the door, I ambled in the direction of the toilet and sure enough there he was, defecating in the hand basin.

I let him finish and then led him out of the aircraft and into the terminal. I was now coming dangerously close to losing my grip on reality, I had barely slept for a week and had abused most of the stimulating substances currently known to human beings, plus I was now coming to realize that I had purchased and ape with no foresight into what I was going to do with him. I thought that now what be as good a time as the next to cut my losses and get the hell out of dodge, time to loose the ape. The god, gods or somebody/thing helpful must have been listening because the ape choose this precise moment to take off. He lumbered directly for a man of portly stature who was simultaneously consuming a donut and a banana. There was no time to wait around and witness the chaos, I straightened up and limped for the door. Five paces from the exit I was halted by a cop,

"Hey there, buddy." you know its all going rapidly down hill when a cop mistakes you for somebody called Buddy. I turned to face my sins, "You were at the narcotics conference in Vegas!" he pointed at the badge dangling from my pocket, "I just saw a friend who got off a flight back from there, he told me there was some junky with an ape sitting in the first class section.". My thoughts suddenly strayed to he .343 magnum my attorney had abandoned me with. I decided I would have enough time to whip the gun out of my bag and drop this pig before he knew what hit him and then? Well hell, I thought, I'll go out with a bang; and this cop will have payed the price. "You weren't on that flight were you?" he asked.

"Yes." is all I could manage. To my relief he started asking how funny it must have been to witness such a thing when he has distracted by a heavy commotion behind us, the ape had collided with the large, feeding human. "Christ almighty!" the cop yelled and bolted for the ape, un-holstering his pistol. A wave of calm washed over me, as the walls of calmness that hold the Airports together came crashing down around my monkey. Naturally, I about faced and walked out into the world without a second glance.

10 Fanfic reviews

FAMILY GUY:
This Family Guy Fanfic''One murdock to many'' it really interested me because it was about Meg and her boyfriend Zack trying for another baby, and Megs daughter Maddie is unhappy with the whole idea of another child coming into the family that will get all their parents attention. Their were some really funny scenes in this episode and one of them that i thought was hilarious was when old man Herbert the pervert is telling Meg to have a baby boy instead of a girl. So when he gets older he will show him'' how not to touch people'' that quote just caught my eye and it instantly gave me a flashback of how Herbert admires Chris and he always wanted to give Chris some of his popsicles that he has stashed down in his basement'' DODGY''. Everytime an episode like this one comes up and it somehow involves Herbert the pervert in it, I just love to watch it, but in this case when I read this fanfic and it involved Herbert in it I kept on reading to find out what other funny things Hebert say's about young teenage boys and how he reminises about getting married to one someday. Also how he dreams of marrying Chris Griffin. One thing that did not interest me much was how Lois always interferes in Meg and Zacks conversation and keeps telling her(Meg) not to get pregnant because she is still a teenager. I actually want her to have a baby, possibly a boy since she already has a girl because I want to see more and more of what funny things Herbert will say and do once this boy grows up. Herbert is soo creepy, but hilarious at the same time.


ACCORDING TO JIM:
This Fanfic According to Jim was real interesting. It was about how Dana thought Ryan called her fat and ugly and then Ryan had to call up Jim and get advice from him as to how he cn make things right again. Then Jim ask's his wife Cheryl on how to resolve everyone's problems so he can just relax with his beer. Anyone who reads this will laugh alot as this tv show is very ammusing, it is a great source of family entertainment. I personally have to say that this tv show is way better than two and a half men due to the fact that it has nothing to do with sleeping with womens, but more to do with pleasing a women by gifting them cheaps items so they believe that they are being loved by their man. When really the guys are just sucking up to the women, it is kind of like what happens in my wife and kids. Hilarious.


THE SIMPSONS:
This Fanfic'' The Simpsons Dinner'' was nice to read at first because it was about Homer's sister in law's coming over for dinner. It was very easy for me to follow the characters in the first few lines. This helped me to get an idea of how funny it must have been that Homer keeps doing the wrong things that make himself go ''DOH'' everytime he heard Selma's and betty's name. However, I did not like the way this person wrote their fanfic review because this persons english is not fluent and their are heaps of spelling errors, which made the middle and ending part hard to understand when Flanders was telling Homer about how he is doing his job know. I think this fanfic lacks a bit of confidence in it and if the format and structure of this fanfic was well established then it would have been easy to understand it. Otherwise i give it 4/10


HOME AND AWAY:
I was just reading a home and away fanfic'' Who's that girl'' that really interested me and it made me want to read it further on to find out what has been happening. I have missed alot of home and away shows so these fanfic's on the latest home and away is really amazing because know I can just catch up on it here. This one was about Charlie being suspicious of '' who's that girl'' that is always calling up Angelo and wanting to meet up with him. Once you get the hang of reading a home and away fanfic you will never turn back, it will always leave you wandering what's to happen next. It is excellent.


THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR:
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Fanfic''fresh prince see know evil crossover''was good. It was about Will trying to convince his uncle Phil to take the whole family on a roadtrip before school started. This fanfic was structured well and it made for a better understanding. Also it gave us an idea of how each character reacts to an opinion that each of the family members had made, especially uncle Phil as he was the one who always took everything seriously. So when Will told him about the roadtrip, uncle Phil wasn't all so keen at first , but later came around.


SOUTH PARK:
South Park is one of the funniest cartoons out, this south park fanfic was completely different to the rest. It was written outstandingly and so it was real easy to follow. This fanfic was about Cartman daring Stan and Kyle to date each other for a whole year and they will be payed $5,000 for it. It becomes hilarious when they both agree to turn gay , being fooled by Cartman that he will pay them for it.Which means I will have to stay tuned for the next fanfic review to find out what really happens, man I can't wait. It's fanfic's like these that make for a great entertainment for elder people. It is like a cartoon made for grown up's only.


SHUTTER ISLAND:
I found that this Shutters Island fanfic''I will follow you into the dark'' a real bore. I have seen the movie and have red this fanfic on it and personally I have to say that this literally was uninteresting. It is about a girl named Avie who's parents have sent her to a mental hospital on Shutter Island. This script was real hard to follow and it was not structured well enough for I to understand who is speaking at what point. This fanfic could have been better if its presentation techniques were well thoughtout.


TOOTH FAIRY:
This Tooth Fairy Fanfic is very good. The movie itself was amazing becasue it featured the Rock in it. This fanfic''The Tooth Fairy'' is an adapted version of the real one by an 11 year old who wrote this story about a girl named Alex, her best friend Amanda and Mikayla the Tooth Fairy. It is structured nicely and organisation is brilliant. She wrote it perfectly, and so it makes for a great read. I felt like reading more, but this fanfic is rather short so it finished quickly otherwise it was cool.


SHREK:
This Shrek Fanfic''Belonging in a family that cares'' is awesome. It is completely different to the original Shrek. This one has also been adapted like the Tooth Fairy movie, but this fanfic has been changed dramatically as the characters all have a different name. Snowgre instead of Ogre, he lives in the snow with his wife Snowflake and a adopted child named Kai. The format and layout of this fanfic is great and it has been structured in a way so we can makeout where the story will take place next which is excellent because then the reader will feel intimidated to read further on to the next chapter. Whereas, the others seem to be a collosal bore and leaves you feeling rather annoyed and uninterested.


SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS:
This Spongebob Squarepants Fanfic ''Be careful what you wish for'' is very funny. The person who wrote this fanfic wrote it on Squidward's point of view of how he wishes for Spongebob to just shut up permanantly because he talks to much which is funny as. It was written out well, had real good structure, and so it was great for reading and understanding everything.

Fan Fic Reviews

Zombieland

I thought this fanfic was very unoriginal. The author basically put himself and his little sister into a block of the story and twisted the actual events of what happened in the movie. The main character Ryan basically put himself in the part where the characters go to Bill Murray's house for a place to live and basically kills Bill Murray with a Ghostbusters pun at the end. Not much effort for a fanfic but it's pretty alright.

Chuckie FF

This fanfic was well researched and well structured. It had many of the elements the original story had such as gore, swearing, violence, cruelty etc. It opened up the idea for another sequel to the Chuckie series and it wasn't a bad idea too. This particular fanfic centres around the children of Chuckie and what Glenda, his daughter, goes through in order to resurrect he father so he can continue his streak of mayhem. The story ends leaving the reader with the information that Chuckie is back and is ready for a few more kills with the target of his ex-girlfriend in mind. Good ending to a decent fanfic.

300 Random

This fanfic was basically a random mockery of the movie 300, It lacked everything. EVERYTHING. I'd summarise it as basically a really bored kid with nothing better to do than to waste people's time thinking they are about to read some legit fanfic when it's actually a time waster. Enough said.

Four Bro's Fanifc

This fanfic is basically the aftermath of what happens once the movie is over. A quick scene to show how Bobby deals with his brothers death due to his actions. It's well structured as the writer doesn't mention what Bobby's whacking at and for what reason until the end. The fanfic also takes all the original material from the film and basically just picks up from where it left off, answering some questions about how the brothers mourned the death of their youngest, Jack. It was a good fanfic, well thought-out and well written.


South Park Grown Up Fanfic

I was expecting something comedic as I figured a fan of South Park would've gone for that approach. This south park fanfic was based on the future of the current South Park characters. It gives off a gritty and dark vibe as in the very beginning of the prologue we understand that Stan Marsh's parents have recently divorced and it is suggested that this wasn't a suprise to Shelly and Stan. When I finally decided to read the beginning of this fanfic I realised that it was a prologue and not a full story. It was a good prologue, it created suspense as to what happened to Kyle. This was a big suprise as usually in the South Park series the bad things usually happen to Kenny. This Fanfic prologue was very interesting and it had a good idea and basis also, I look forward to tracking this fanfic and seeing what this person comes up with in this particular fanfic about South Park.

Wizard of Odds

This Family Guy fanfic incorporated many of the aspects the original series which is why I found it amusing. As Family Guy has made parodies of Star Wars and well, many other things, this particular fanfic writer developed a very interesting parody of the wizard of oz. For example, Having Verne Troyer, also known as 'Mini-me', as one of the munchkins in the story and having Diane Sawyer as the Good Witch of the North. Completely random? Well that's a Family Guy Fanfic at its best. It was well structured but in the beginning of the fanfic I was lead to believe that the story had a lot to do with 'Herbert the Pervert' rather than another 'Bryan & Stewie adventure', I guess it was just for false entertainment but other than that it was a good fanfic.

'When First we met'-Family Guy


I was not impressed with this particular 'Family Guy' fanfic, simply because it was too dramatic. Family Guy is a show that is considered to be a comedy is is basically for laughing purposes. Browsing through other fanfics of Family Guy, there were many with the same aspects as the original show had; Aspects such as toilet humour and random flashbacks. This fanfic was obviously not meant to make people smile. It was written rather to over-emphasise the drama of the addition of Bryan into the lives of the Family. I've read better fanfic.

Son Of Hancock

I thought this Hancock Fanfic was really good. It gave the new character mystery and traits of Hancock,e.g. Facial Structure & Drinking Habits. This made it pretty obvious that the new character could very possibly be the Son of Hancock. The Fanfic created mystery within the new character and also made him seem like possible threat to Hancock which basically opens up the idea of a Sequel for the Movie. It was a short and sweet Fanfic yet it was the right amount of words for setting up a new story and I look forward to reading the next few chapters in this particular fanfic.

That 70's Show-'Burn'.


I thought this fanfic was ok. It did incorporate many of the traits the original script had such as immaturity, hangovers and the mention of marijuana. Although it seemed to be a decent fanfic, I picked up on something odd, where in my opinion it seemed that the writer used the wrong terminology in saying that Eric and Jackie got drunk of Hyde's ''special brownies''. Since these ''special brownies'' contain marijuana I don't think saying that they got drunk off them is the write thing to say as you don't drink brownies? Anyways, the fanfic was somewhat entertaining with Eric and Jackie getting back at the rest of the gang with a prank of their own with a happy ending as a resolve for the end of the story.

Avatar Fanfic


This Fanfic was well thought-out and well structured. It was easy to follow who was talking as the different characters in the Fanfic would talk in different ways about different things so it was easy to differenciate. It was quite entertaining as it was easy to see the writer of this particular fanfic was into Classic Rock music and incorporated the artists and song lyrics into the Avatar Fanfic, even though Avatar is based on 180 years into the future it was entertaining that there were some people in this particular time that still listened to Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd. The character of Grace was well portrayed in the fanfic as it had some of the similiar traits of the original character from the Movie. e.g. Even though she works with children she still uses curse words and smokes etc. The new character of James was well described and well-portrayed, as he instantly gained fame amongst the Na'vi children which was amusing. I also got the vibe that maybe the writer of this fanfic simply just added himself into the story to see how it would turn out or maybe not. Overall I think is one of the better fanfics i've read.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lock Stock and Three Hundred Smackers

This fanfic is help to explain the deviant lives that that four main characters in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels lead. I enjoyed reading this a lot, beside the five hundred thousand dollar dept that four men have dropped into their laps, they seem to have and abundence of luck; this puts a human spin on the characters in the film. "Lock Stock and Three Hundred Smackers" reads as if it could have been a deleted scene from the film, the dialog for the characters is writen in a London accent which helped me as a reader to visualise the scenario. All round, a good fanfic.